Because I haven't written about my dreams much at all on LJ but I do mention them on Twitter. XD
"had a dream I came back to pchat under a different name but everyone knew it was me due to IP, and my ex best friend was there too x.x"
Only half a month after I left. XD;
"oh yeah, I had a dream that I was some weird catgirl & partner was Dante from DMC, but was very wimpy >.>"
At one point he was crouching on the ground and hurt his hand. I came up and hugged him from behind and comforted him. I rested my cheek on his cheek, and he slowly turned his head towards mine, staring at me, shaking, looking like he really wanted to kiss me. Then he called me "Mommy..!" and made out with me. WTF
"had a USUK dream.. except England was NOT England... long blue hair and docile personality? XD America was an angel & "England" was a demon"
I don't remember much about this dream anymore.
"I keep having dreams involving me being in public and reading manga/doujin on my computer and suddenly very hard porn comes up XD"
This sort of dream has happened at least 3 times. XD; I guess it's my own special version of "naked in public" dreams.
"my dreams are becoming more and more weird..in this morning's I was a young water dragon with like 10 sets of boobs"
This dream.. was so weird.. I was a serpent dragon, no wings, young and small. Then as I grew into adolescence I started growing boobs. ..10 sets of them. All up and down my front/stomach. And they kept growing. At first it was awesome, all the other dragons totally wanted me. 8D I was hot. And then they just.. kept growing. Eventually I couldn't even walk anymore. XD;; And was desperately horny. After getting gangbanged I was told that our species just keeps growing and growing unless you get pregnant, so if you never have sex, you'll eventually die.
"hehe =v= dreamed about having sex with Akihiko #totallynotobsessed"
Don't remember much of this anymore (dammit!)
"in my dream I was a teenage boy who desperately wanted to have sex with my 90-year old mentor..?! I only stroked myself and it was awesome"
This dream was so strange and convoluted that I don't even want to write it down because it would take too long.